Shanky had a little lamb

I have yet to confirm the facts but I have herd heard variations of this situation from many different sources. Apparently Shank for whatever reasons has a small flock of lambs living in his backyard. The story ranges from a few to a half dozen but the fact remains he has livestock in his fucking backyard. Now keep in mind Shank doesn’t live in the sticks, but in suburbia just about a mile away from me. The question remains as to why he has converted his backyard to a barnyard but as of yet no one has been able to even venture a guess for me. The most disturbing version of the story is the one Heath told me where Shank had taken a special liking to one lamb in particular and “fucked it to death.” When I try to confirm that fact most people who are aware of the situation admit they know that one didn’t make it but could not confirm that his lovin’ had killed it, or that we was even sexually active amongst his flock even if they had their suspicions. The story continues that he threw the dead lamb out in the trash as it’s too big to flush down the toilet.

 

I think Helmey is going to have to orchestrate a late night intel/recon ninjirate mission to get more facts and evidence.

 

If I peek over the fence and see this...

 

 

 

...I’m out

Comments

[kel]

Dude.....what? Or maybe I don't want to know. By the way, my mom says hi. I'm in the Real OC for the next 2 weeks. If you're going to be writing, expect some comments!

[Denise]

Shanky told me that he has 5 lambs (add or take away 1) but originally had 6. The deceased lamb died because he wouldn't eat and I was told that it was thrown in the garbage but I really hope that's not true.

I would have taken it, held a service and buried it in my Pet Cemetery. POOR LAMB! Although, Shank seems to be rather attached to the little things that I think it's sad that he is going to sell them for their racks.

Oh and Rob & Christie saw the lambs in person and have pics. Get with her for the whole scoop. And then I would like a full report after your ninjairate mission. Us Readers would like to know! :)