Hey BPals, it me Helmey, for real not pretend. Apparently a byproduct of abandoning your blog and blog BFF’s is that no one reads your shit anymore. My bad…
A quick update on all things Helmey and an answer to some comment FAQ’s.
Lewis the fish finally succumbed to whatever was ailing him and passed away yesterday taking the long swim to fish heaven to be judged by the flying spaghetti monster…
Godspeed Lewis.
The Captain will be living here permanently and is not a foster. Brandy found him with a breeder in Michigan (he’s a huge Lions fan) and had him overnighted via FedEx.
My attempt to grow a third arm to this point has been a complete failure.
It’s looking like a June ’09 trip to Cancun is in order. If you’re interested let me know as you will be granted access to Helmey’s super secret website… This wont be like the failed trip to suck Vegas… This is going to happen… with or without you…
Sad news about Lewis. I hope the almighty FSM goes easy on him. And I'm glad to hear the Captain is a permanent part of your famdamily. :) Have fun in Cancun and enjoy a Margarita for me!
P.S. Pity about the 3rd arm disappointment, but perhaps it's for the best. Kids can be so cruel. Just saying.
Posted by: Nic | April 20, 2009 at 03:40 AM
You're just jealous you aren't going to Vegas to see me in ONE WEEK!!!!!!:)
Posted by: Mel | April 26, 2009 at 07:58 PM