Holy shit! Or should I say Holy FSM!!! Courtney who has her finger on the pulse of all things awesome has sent me something that has changed my life. I am the newest member of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. After some footwork and basic research everything has come into focus for me. I still need to order “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” from Amazon and read up but just the basic fundamentals that I have already discovered have opened my eyes to the world we live in.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant universe relationship between pirates and global temperature.
Now that I am a full on Pastafarian, I feel as I need to serve a mission to spread the word so others can feel the assuring touch from the FSM's noodly appendage. I must keep in mind that I need to observe the Church of the FSM religious holidays which occur every Friday. This way I can go to Pastafarian heaven which even has a beer volcano.
I don’t want to get ahead of myself as first I need to consistently attend the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb.
Can I get a rAmen
P.S. I will included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures.
Amen! Now, can I get a picture of you in Pirate garb?
Posted by: Sarah | April 15, 2009 at 04:18 PM