Today is Brandy and my 6 year wedding anniversary. Lets all take a second congratulate (or console, your choice) her on not killing me in that time. The traditional gift for year six is candy, but the fact that I’m as super sweet as I am it might be overkill. Therefore I think we should book a beach vacation instead. You’re the best wife ever Brandy! I love you!
Last Saturday we took black dog and the captain to river park and the creepy renaissance people were there again. I don’t trust them. Anyone that wants to play make believe that they live in another time other than the present is one thing. When you choose the dark ages as the time period something’s terribly wrong. I remember growing up with a huge ass yellow sony sports walkman attached to my hip with my mix cassette tape that would kill a set of double A’s every other day. Now kids run around with ipods even smaller than Wayman’s privates… That is if they have to slum it with a non MP3 playing cell phone. Keep in mind that was just 20 or so years ago and not the 1500’s. The old days suck, and anyone that chooses to reenact / relive said periods can’t be trusted. As soon as I complete this blog I’m going on a mission.
I will contact the FBI and see if they will send me in under cover to infiltrate their organization if they don’t have someone in already. I have to say if they do have someone in that they are doing a shitty job as they haven’t taken these suckers down yet. The plan will be for me to get in and earn their trust. I will have to use my pirate talk in lieu of medieval talk as I don't know how to speak it. Hopefully they won’t notice. Then when they are least expecting it I will unveil my ninjirate sword from underneath the fake silly foam rubber sword and attack like there’s no tomorrow because lets face it, if they had there way there wouldn’t be…
I agree, Renaissance people are in a world of their own!!
Congrats on 6 happy years!
Posted by: Kristi S | April 23, 2009 at 02:45 PM
Congratulations! She's a brave woman.
Posted by: Sarah | April 23, 2009 at 09:18 PM
I'm SORRY Brandy! 6 years REALLY? You have put up with him that long! :( We need to go have a drink.
Posted by: Denise H. | April 24, 2009 at 04:25 PM
Wow! Way to go Brandy!! She must be a glutton for punishment. ;)
Um Helmey, I think that people who prepare for zombie invasions on a regular basis probably have more going on upstairs than the nerdy Renaissance guys.... Just saying. :P
Posted by: Christie | April 29, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Congrats!!!
Posted by: Karen | April 30, 2009 at 07:47 AM
Remember when you used to write and post things on this blog? Yeah, that was fun. Those were good times...
Posted by: Becky | May 15, 2009 at 12:23 PM
DUDE...BLOG SLACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mel | June 09, 2009 at 06:36 PM
Helmey, Helmey, Helmey. What's up with the radio silence? Seriously. I'm sure you ninjirates are very busy but c'mon, it's been a while. I hate to say it, but you're not being very awesome. Just saying.
If, however, you've succumbed to a zombie invasion, then I take it all back. Please let me know where to send the flowers.
Posted by: Nic | June 10, 2009 at 05:28 AM
congratulations dude! job well done on her part
Posted by: Tomo Chan | June 17, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Did the zombies get you? Did your survival kit fail? Did the dogs eat you? Did you get Brandy pregnant and you're in shock so you can't update? Dude, what the fuck happened to you?
Posted by: Chickpea | July 30, 2009 at 06:03 PM
In the event you come back, here's your perfect 7th anniversary gift for Brandy. Because, obviously. And who the hell else would I think of when I saw this?! http://tinyurl.com/qyy6na
Posted by: Sarah | August 16, 2009 at 10:52 PM
Occasionally I check on here to see if you have any new posts that make me either want to vomit or pee my pants, and..... NOTHING!! A big fat ZERO!
WTF Helmey!! I know you're still alive. So why are you still AWOL!
Posted by: Christie | September 10, 2009 at 09:28 AM