First off I want to thank everyone that went cyber searching for me. I am alive and contrary to popular belief the zombies didn’t get me.
They never will…
Helmey once again fell victim to this shitty economy and was laid off for the second time in his life, and coincidently the past 7 months. It pretty much sucks to be me right now. It’s a good thing that when times were awesome I lived within my means. As much as I wanted to spend all my cash on crack and ninja swords, I put some of it away. As a cost cutting alternative to crack and ninja swords I smoke crown royal in the rock form and purchase the more economical samurai swords. This way I would have a little something in case of a rainy day. Apparently it’s been raining since the second half of ’07 with no relief in the forecast. Awesome…
Needless to say I haven’t been feeling bloggy. Its pretty humbling when at one point of your life your turning down opportunities left and right being recognized as one of the best in your field only to realize a few years later that you and your mad skills are no longer in demand.
Whatever… It is what it is… I’m off to freebase some crown-ack and get back to the pole.
Speaking of, you’re all more than welcome to join me at the shaker bar. My dancer name is “Angry Dragon” and you get a 2 fer lap dance if you mention the blogapalooza. Be sure to stop at the bank and get a bunch of ones because I can shake that ass... word
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