Mellie Mel (who incidentally doesn’t dig the moniker even though it’s obvious homage grandmaster flash’s sidekick) seems to be the most proactive blogapalooza reader to date. In addition to keeping me honest she asks follow up questions about prior posts. I’m going to ignore the fact that most of you don’t care and pretend that you are all wondering what Helm decided on dressing up as for Halloween.
I decided to be a super awesome modern day vampire. Not the old time Victorian sissy vampire but one of the hipster blade or underworld movie types sans the leather and weapons. I have already conceded that the image in my minds eye will in no way resemble the final product therefore there is no chance for disappointment. A big part of the problem is that I have pretty much let myself go and started bulking up for winter a bit early. I don’t expect any sympathy from most of you in reading so many of your blogs stating that you’re running 10 miles a day or going to the gym religiously. Upon arriving home I might even back out and pull in again if I feel Hattori is parked too far away from the door and I can make up a few inches.
Besides no one will be looking at me anyhow as I will have the world greatest distraction. Brandy has decided to dress up as a geisha. Her costume is super hot in a non slutty (well it’s kinda slutty but not over the top slutty) way that I can only imagine will grab the attention of all within eyeshot and take my fat vampire costume out of the spotlight. No couples costume for us as it seems Brandy might want to keep her options open…Kidding as there is no option better than Helmey, even if he is up the freshman 15 in recent months…
So are any of you getting your dress up on and if so what are you going to rock? I care…I’m all about the care…
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