here we go again

It would seem that Brandy is up to no good again. Not quite the scandalous activities that Kel and Doni had initially concluded from a prior post, but she’s back to trying to kill El Capitan' aka the blogger formerly known as Helmey…

 

We typically go through a case and a half of water each week. I’m usually too lazy to get a new bottle out of the produce drawer where we keep our stash so if there isn’t an open bottle on the shelf I will liberate a beer or rock some crown royal instead. Seriously if I have to work that hard for something why not make it count. That’s how I roll…

 

For the past three weeks now there has been a suspicious bottle on the third shelf down. Brandy’s no water left behind policy would never allow for this. If there’s water, she will drink it. There is no explanation how this guy would have slipped through the cracks. My hypothesis? I’m not sure if they make clear windex or if she actually upgraded to a new kind of poison but her gig is up as shes back trying to murder me again. I’m way too smart to fall for that one.

 

I want your opinion on this matter just in case I’m not seeing something.  Below you will find exhibit A. Please examine the photo, draw your conclusion and share your results.

   

This pic makes me want some chips for some reason...

Comments

[Denise H.]

HMMMMMM, I think that you should drink it after you chow down on some salsa and chips and let us know the outcome.

And of course your fridge is empty as usual. Do you people ever eat anything besides salsa and chips??? Cause that is all I have ever seen in there.

[Kim]

Drink it and hopefully you will have a chance to report back to us. If not see you soon in the afterlife. I'm on my way because as you know, I am also slowly being poisoned to death..

[Kristi S]

Give it to the Wonderpup and see how she does, then you will have your answer

[Sunshine]

Maybe drink it as you watch the Lions game... maybe the pain of watching the lions will wear off and the drink will take it toll on your vision... good luck

[justagirl]

I think its ghost piss personally

[kel]

Helmey....
Please!!!!!! Don't drink the water out of that plastic bottle or any other for that matter. Have you not heard of going green? Do they have that in Utah? Haha

[tania]

You should just try it. You might need a drink after your eating chips and salsa. Might get a little thirsty!

[Robyn]

They do make clear windex so beware.

[Caleal]

I think if it were anything other than water, you would smell it. What you need to worry about are the odorless, tasteless poisons.... check what she's been googling!

[Mel]

Hey how'd your beloved Lions do today???;)

[Sunshine]

I think in the movie "wizard of Oz" the lion went to look for a heart, but in Detroit Lions case they went looking for a football or at least a win....

[WindyCity]

Hmm, this is a quandry of the higest calibre! Normally I would say "Don't drink the water!" But, after having met the lovely Brandy, and she is most certainly lovely, I would say go ahead and drink the water. But I would most certainly, have some chips/salsa and margaritas handy. Why the margaritas you ask? Because nothing can survive a tequilla environment! That way if it's a biological poison, it will most certainly be counteracted by the tequilla and therefore you will remain no muerto El Capitan!

[April]

It would appear to be the last dregs of someone's water bottle with a little bit of backwash in it. Don't drink it! LOL

[Denise H.]

I think that Helmey must have drank the water and apparently it was a Bottle of Water disguised as Poison.

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