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July 16, 2008

recap uno

Now that I am back I can share some of my awesome “you had to be there” experiences with you all. I suppose the best way to do this will be to categorize the posts into basic subjects. I’m guessing the topics will be the resort, entertainment, sports and rec, drinking, and miscellaneous. I reserve the right to consolidate and or eliminate topics in the future


The resort…


I have stayed at some awesome places but this place rules over all others. They say you get what you pay for and I’m a believer in this case. The Excellence Playa Mujeres is more spendy than most resorts but it’s twice as awesome. It’s an all inclusive resort and they offer crown royal so it goes without saying I came out ahead on the deal. The food was some of the best I have ever had resort or not. The people that work there love their jobs and are pretty much awesome as were many of the guests. As you can Imagine Helmey is somewhat shy but I managed to come out of my shell and befriend a ton of the guests and staff during my stay. Poor Brandy had to say “who is that” every ten minutes or so. Thinking back I should have found a group of hot chicks to walk by and say “hi Helmy” and wink just to see the reaction I would have got from B… or not


My last post mentioned the porn they had on channels 49 and 50. I get back from my scuba trip on the 2nd day or so and B is talking about the porn they had. I immediately think it’s, A. weak cable version porn or, B. Brandy had managed to rack up a million pesos of pay per view naughtiness. B then flips on the TV and tags one of the channels and there was a close up of a vagina in the 40 inch plasma. Seconds later the giant vagina is getting the wang. Wow…So I sit down for the show but B turns the TV off and its time to hit the beach.


I can drag this out till I get carpal tunnel, or I can post a short room tour vid and a few resort photos. I vote for B…

Room Tour

A few resort pics that I took...

Lobby Night Night2 Stat Stat2 Thespa

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WOW! That place looks Awesome! I'm glad you two had fun.

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