I lied...
It seems there were two other things needing mentioned from the trip. Sorry…
Number 1 was the cougars. My buddy Heath is obsessed with cougars so I just had to snap this pic because I’m an awesome pal and wasn’t about to return home with a souvenir for my shitty friend. These ladies came to the pool in the most sparkly glitterific sun dresses you could imagine. So shiny that I’m pretty sure that a few people might have suffered some retinal damage upon their arrival. I’m not being an asshole either as everyone at the pool took notice. You know in the western flicks where the odd guy walks into the saloon, the music skips and everyone stops what they are doing to stare? Well there you go…
Number 2 was the number 1 (as in the peeing in the pool number 1) update. I said I was going to accomplish the mission and I did, kinda. I just had to wait for the right opportunity. Each afternoon a large group of us played beach volleyball. Being hot and humid as hell, drinking mass quantities of beer along with playing balls out v-ball for an hour would take its toll on the group. After the game ended the routine was for everyone to stumble into the ocean to cool off. This particular time everyone was in a somewhat close proximity to me while we dunked our heads and such to get our cool off, on. Then I broke out with “I didn’t think that game was ever going to end. I've had to piss for the last half hour”. Followed immediately by “I didn’t think I was going to make it down the beach here to the ocean without peeing my pants”. Half the group laughed, everyone got out. I’m awesome…
Way to Go Shitty Friend! Heath is going to love his new coagars.
Posted by: Denise Harkey | July 23, 2008 at 02:33 PM
oh my hell! i was wondering if you did the peeing in the pool! that's awesome! and for the cougars.. i hope heath was happy with that pic
Posted by: tania | July 23, 2008 at 04:43 PM
Just shaking my head... If my dating drought continues, I turn 40 in April, I may make Cougar status!!! It could be a goal for me in the next year or so.... :) Glad u had a great time....
Posted by: Sunshine | July 23, 2008 at 04:56 PM
You are awesome. I love the western imagery, perfect.
Posted by: Robyn | July 23, 2008 at 08:26 PM
You peed in the pool. You tool. :-)
Posted by: Becky | July 23, 2008 at 09:26 PM