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This will be my last post until the 15th if not later, at least I think it will be. I could always come up with something awesome that I need to share between now and Monday morning. Considering that I have been sucking at life lately I doubt that’s going to happen. I know this news breaks your heart and I am truly sorry but I doubt I will make blog time while on vacation. I’m sure if you go down to the methadone clinic and mumble “blogapalooza” that they will hook you up and help you detox until I return. I just don’t know if they have a synthetic “awesome” in a pill or shot that they can give to help take the edge off…

I have to pay around ten bucks for this blog monthly. I think it’s time it started paying for itself. Thus I have decided to sell advertising on the blogapalooza to achieve this goal. I don’t think I’m going to be able to sell ten bucks a month worth but I think I can squeeze a couple bones out of it. Please contact me if you’re interested in reaching the five or so viewers of this blog. Here is some information about the blogapalooza.

1. Typically gets 10 – 20 views a day. (Most hits are from folks googling “golden shower party” so you’re selling golden shower accessories this site could be a goldmine).
2. Consistency…all the blog posts are poorly written with little to no substance. This way no one is ever disappointed.
3. Excitement… no one gets bored as I can barely hold a thought for 2 sentences before my blogADD kicks in and I completely change subjects and / or topics.

moving on...

A'ight…everyone wish me luck on my trip and rest assured I will represent Utah-Americans well. I plan to get hammered and pee my pants while dancing neked on the beach bar as a true ambassador might. Wait…how does one pee their pants while rockin' it au naturel? Quite a conundrum… I will figure something out...I always do...later!

Comments

[Caleal]

You wear the pants *until* you pee yourself, and then you forsake the pants for the nakedness.

Have a good vacation!

[Word Perv]

I'm quite sure most of the people who stumble upon my blog do so in hopes of finding porn. They are sorely disappointed. ;)

Enjoy your vacation!