Monday not so fun-day
It looks like I’m going to start my new job tomorrow. I am pleased to say that it seems to be a good position with a strong company. Hopefully this will be the change I so desperately needed to get back on track to rule the world.
I just got back from peeing in a cup. That was awesome. I'm not sure why but handing a cup of my own piss to some medical tech. was somewhat humiliating. It smelled like coffee, but you shouldn’t drink your own pee no matter how delicious it smells. I think I read that somewhere.
My grill is still jacked up. The pain pills help but it still sucks to be me. Spending the last week cracked out on this shit makes me wonder how anyone gets addicted to pain pills at all.
B and I are heading off to Mexico for a week this next Monday. My shit better be good by then as I can’t imagine it would be awesome to have dental issues being out of the states. If I do have issues I guess I will just have get annihilated on tequila.
In Mexico I have a plan. While on a lounger in a heavily infested gringo section by the pool, I will announce that I have to pee. At which point I’m going to get in to pool and just stand there for a 30 seconds or so. Then I’m getting out and back on my lounger and lay down. I will let you know how it goes.
My blog was nominated for “Best Humor Blog” on the Bloggers Choice Awards. Kidding… My blog sucks and no one nominated it for anything (no shittiest blog category). But you still can check it out as there’s some funny stuff on there.
I will nominate you for something if you stick me on your blogroll.... I will create my own contest and badge for you to display.... sounds like a plan for the pool and the gringos... have fun.... Do not forget after you announce you have to pee to hold yourself as a kindergarten student would do and go into the pool... the visuals make it... maybe video blog it? have fun and by the way congrats on the JOB!
Posted by: Sunshine | June 30, 2008 at 12:32 PM
The reason people get jacked up on pain pills is because as crappy as you feel now, just wait until you stop taking them. Trust me, as someone trying to come off of an Ambien addiction.
Posted by: Candy | June 30, 2008 at 01:53 PM
There actually is a category "Worst Blog of All Time"
:)
Hope you have a good trip! Take lots of pictures!
Posted by: Kiesha | June 30, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Please do, let us know how your "pee plan" worked.
Have a good trip!
Posted by: Mary | June 30, 2008 at 05:28 PM
I would love to see your peeing in the pool plan in person. You almost have to follow thru now.
Good luck in the new job.
Posted by: Robyn | June 30, 2008 at 08:08 PM
CONGRATS on the new job!
Posted by: Denise H. | July 01, 2008 at 08:31 AM