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May 22, 2008

TFT...Peeing in the shower

My hypothesis is that everyone does it and its just matter of frequency and circumstance. Whatever the reasoning is (and there are always excuses with the admission of guilt) it seems to be human nature. So I'm just going to poll all of you for my conclusive proof so I can get this thing published in the New England Journal of Medicine. So here are the choices (from the responses/excuses I seem to hear most)

A: Only when I didn't realize I had to until I'm already in the shower

B: Only when there someone in the shower with me

C: Only when I'm drunk/have a hangover

D: Never (which means you ONLY pee in the shower and never use the potty)

E: Other (explain)______________________________


Afterthought: Seems to me this is a topic that everyone can comment on. The commonality is that most everyone takes a shower, and even if you dont you can post that. Feel free to use the shroud of anonymity if you feel its necessary, I challenge you to comment nonetheless.


Other TFT posts to check out... cass, jessica, denise, jenny, jess, and shantelle.

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You never cease to amaze and disturb me with your posts.

My mom told me when I was little that if you peed in the shower that the water the water would turn purple and she would know. So, of course I never have. I think that she told me that abou the swimming pool too.

You might remember this from Mex but when you're ready to get into the pool you say "I have to pee" as you get up/in the pool...I got some great looks...

I think I only have whas when I was at Lake Powell in the tiny shower on the house boat. It was either that or the lake, which both aren't very desireable. HAHA! Funny topic!

This is a funny one. I fall into the Option A category - my husband however feels that any opportunity to be in the shower is also an opportunity to pee so he would be Option E. Whenever possible

ha ha ha
My son (1.5 yrs) pees in the tub EVERY.FREAKIN.NIGHT!
He know's he's doing it to. He lowers himself back so he's laying there, puts his hands on his belly, then lets the fountain go.
Guys......ha!
(oh yea, found you via Denise H.)

Can't do it. Not just won't, but CAN'T. If there's no toilet seat, it physiologically (or maybe just psychologically) won't happen.

(In all fairness to the point of the post, though, it's not for lack of trying.)

I'm an A! :-)

I'm sure that when younger, I probably did pee in the shower.

However, I can't remember it, and I consciously don't now. I know, urine is sterile, all the same pipes, whatever...

I just can't get over the fact you're basically peeing on yourself.

It's just ick.

I am sure I did sometime or all of the above. Depends on the age group and circumstance involved with peeing in the shower. College years seem to be a blurrr of Jack Daniels, grain, and a selected variety of fruit... but all in all I guess mark me down for a yes....

I can't think of a time when I consciously peed in the shower. It bugs me that my husband thinks nothing of it.

fricken nasty! i get the heebies thinking about peeing in the shower! i can't even take a bath because it is like you are sitting in your own filthy water! ick!

my kid however will pee in the tub - he shivers every time he does it. :)

this is too funny!

only every time im with phil

Peeing in the shower is totally a guy thing. It's about aim. If I do it, I then have to clean the insides of my legs. And what if I miss a spot. Not taking that kind of chance, thanks.

what happened to my post? I didn't write what was under my post name....????

The answer is rarely A.

I think it's a bit disgusting so I try as much as I can to avoid doing it.

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