About Me

Recognize! I’m Helmet (Helm or Helmey for short) and I appreciate you taking the time to see / try to figure out what’s wrong with me. I’m a married early 30’s somewhat complacent white boy from Utah. I did quite well as an Account Executive for a Sub Prime Mortgage Lender, as you can imagine now I have some free time on my hands until things get better. They will right? I have lived in AZ, OH, KY (uggg), and IN as I was once an industry whore or a hired gun (you can draw your own conclusion). As I decided to end my Midwest mortgage sabbatical and cease with the shenanigans, I met my dream girl. 5 years have passed since we got married and I had her imported to Utah…she should be forgiving me anytime now.